“The potential benefits of AI are vast, from revolutionizing healthcare to tackling climate change. It’s a chance to create a better future for all.”

— Demis Hassabis, CEO of DeepMind Technologies

Uncle Sam’s Newest Intern

AI just got a government job, and it’s not here to push papers.

The General Services Administration (GSA) has spent 18 months developing an internal AI tool to streamline federal work while keeping security airtight. Unlike commercial AI models, this one was built in-house to prevent sensitive data from passing through third-party systems.

Supporters argue that building an AI model internally ensures greater security oversight, but skeptics warn that any system processing large amounts of sensitive information is a potential target. Even if the AI itself is locked down, the human element—how employees use (or misuse) it—introduces risks.

Federal workers aren’t required to use it yet, but GSA is encouraging adoption to test its effectiveness. Acting Administrator, Stephen Ehikian, compared AI’s potential in government to the introduction of personal computers, signaling broader AI integration across agencies.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk, head of DOGE, has championed AI for government efficiency. His controversial "employee pulse check" email to federal workers was rumored to have AI involvement, though he denied it.

With the government stepping into AI, the real test will be whether it enhances productivity—or just becomes another bureaucratic experiment. Time will tell.

Learn all the answers to your burning questions about AI in the retail auto industry at this year’s ASOTU CON in May—get your tickets today! 🎟️

If executive dysfunction, overwhelming tasks, or social nuance confusion slow you down, Goblin Tools might be your new best friend.

Designed with neurodivergent users in mind, this AI-powered suite helps break down big tasks, refine communication, and streamline everyday decision-making.

What It Can Do

🔹 Magic To-Do – Stuck on a big task? This tool breaks it into smaller, manageable steps and can even estimate how long each will take.

🔹 The Judge – Worried about how a message might come across? Paste it in, and The Judge will analyze the tone and intent—great for emails, texts, and replies.

🔹 The Professor – Curious about a topic? This tool generates a quick, structured explainer with examples to help you learn on the fly.

🔹 The Compiler – Brain dumping? This tool organizes your scattered thoughts into a clear task list.

Why It Stands Out

Goblin Tools is free, ad-free, and built for accessibility. The web version is completely free, while the mobile apps (iOS & Android) are available for a small fee to support ongoing development.

For anyone who struggles with task paralysis, tone interpretation, or just staying on top of daily life, Goblin Tools is a small but mighty AI-powered assistant worth exploring.

Do you find yourself recycling the same creative ideas over and over? AI can help you spot patterns, avoid creative ruts, and push your campaigns into fresh, high-performing territory—all without going off-brand.

Why use it? Break free from ad fatigue, uncover untapped angles, and test smarter creative that stands out.

Google Isn’t Dead

"SEO is dead." "Google is dead." "AI is taking over search." You’ve probably heard the hot takes.

But, Dave Spannhake (Founder and CEO of Reunion Marketing) says that Google isn’t going anywhere. It’s still the top stop for car buyers, and AI isn’t replacing it anytime soon.

Search volume is at an all-time high, with 88% market share still in Google’s grip. Even among AI-curious consumers, 99% still rely on Google for their final decisions. While tools like ChatGPT are gaining traction, they lack the local accuracy and deep integration that make Google the go-to for in-market shoppers.

Organic search remains the biggest lead driver for dealerships. Yet, some dealers are scaling back SEO, assuming their rankings will hold. That’s a costly mistake. Competitors who keep investing are climbing, while those who pull back are losing visibility—and sales.

AI is evolving, but it’s not replacing search. If your dealership isn’t showing up in Google, you’re missing out on real buyers. Read the full breakdown here.

• Hundreds of actors and entertainment industry leaders signed an open letter urging the U.S. government not to loosen copyright laws for AI. 🎭

• Google has begun rolling out Gemini’s real-time AI video features. 👀

• Netflix co-founder, Reed Hastings, has given $50M to Bowdoin College in support of a new initiative centered on AI. 💸

• Korean chip startup FuriosaAI has turned down an $800M takeover offer from Meta. 🚫